The Coati Rule book: Lesson #2 as Per Nina

Hello Kiddies,

It’s me again, your favorite and most wise coatiwoman, Nina. I wish to share some more coati wisdom upon you. For lesson number 2 lets talk about one of my favorite subjects “FOOD”. As you can tell I’m no little tinkerbell, I am big beautiful coatiwoman with lots of curves. I am proud to say my fur jiggles a bit when I walk!

Coati life lesson number 2: When eating Mexican food for dinner, if you leave the leftover chips the restaurant so thoughtfully gave you with your takeout dinner on the coffee table, you make me work unnecessarily for my treats. They should be brought to me where ever I am lounging at the moment.

Thank you very much for your cooperation.


Nina Bellini
Author, The Coati Rule Book

Welcome Kiddies….

Hello there my pretties…. My name is Nina. I’m one tuff old Coatibroad so let me make myself quite clear from the beginning. I’m gonna give all you young Coati whipper snappers some good plain old fashion Coati knowledge, history and stories from my memoirs. Maybe, just maybe, if you listen up close, you might learn something about us Coatikids. In fact don’t consider me a Coatikid, I AM A COATIWOMAN…..I will just let you all know I am CoatiMom’s favorite. I do realize she thinks she is the boss, but I am much smarter and wiser than her and the Coatikids. I guess you can say I am the chosen one of the Coati Cottage.

CoatiMom had heard stories about me from the sweet lady who adopted me from another lady that could no longer keep me…CoatiMom knew I was special so she offered to take me in for a forever home even though I am spayed and older than the others..well except maybe Boots who, by the way, is one handsome fellow.

Speaking of the other Coatikids let me just say a few words about them. Clyde is crazy, I am happy to bite that boy in the butt any chance I get..Bonnie is bossy, Honey is spoiled, Raven is stuck up, Lucky is a chubby big boy, OK Boots is one HOT and handsome fellow..He has dreamy eyes and a sexy long tail.. Every time I try to get close to the man..freakin Lucky is always in the way! I am old enough to be Lucky’s mom so we are going to change a few things in his world some. I guess you could say I am the only perfect Coati regardless of what those other Coatikids think..

ENOUGH babble about beautiful me, let me give you what I promised.

Nina Bellini’s Coati Life lesson number 1:




Always remember to put your shoes away when Coatis are around, if you don’t we will do it for you!