A Coati Thanksgiving

There are many things us Coatikids have to be thankful for. Most of all, I think I speak for all of us Coatikids when I say we are thankful for all the turkey meat we are about to get. Next, I am thankful for all the secret bites of CoatiMom’s dinner that she will sneak to me when nobody else is looking. (She loves me best. I am the favorite) I am also thankful for all the new toys we got this year. Most of all bring on that Thanksgiving dinner! I’m hungry! Just in case there is any doubt on what to fix for dinner, let me remind you……BTW, All of us Coatikids want to wish you and yours a Happy Thanksgiving Day!

My name is Lucky and I am a shoeahoholic

I must have them… all of them…I have known this from a very young age. It all started with CoatiDaddies boots when I was just a baby. His boots would call to me, they wanted me to have them. When CoatiDaddy would turn his back for just a few seconds, I quickly learned to run down the hall and take a dive directly into his boots and remove the insole. Mmmm the sweet smell of leather and sweat from Coatidaddies feet…It’s the smelly nectar of the shoe God. They call me Lucky “The Al Bundy” of all Coatis. I am what I am and I need shoes. My favorites are boots with insoles and any sandal with Velcro however any shoe will do. Velcro rocks man…..The very sound of those sweet little strips pulling apart is the music that makes my ears sooo happy…Don’t even think about taking my shoe prizes away…I will let you know quickly who really owns all the shoes around here.

Dueling Roosters = Chicken Dinner

Boy Howdy! Last night we had a rain storm come through that really kept me up. I was dry and snug as a slug in my comfy coati cottage but the sound of that wind was scary. Just look at our house… What a mess.. My toys are everywhere! Anyhow, bright and early…. CoatiMom’s two new roosters Butch and Sundance decided to do a dueling rooster crow show right by my door….GGGrrrrrrr! Chop Chop. (that is the sound of my chompers ready for action, if only I could) Alright so I wouldn’t hurt a fly. WHY I ask you, WHY do we need roosters? I only like the kind of chicken that makes eggs, now those are good ones! And do I really have to have an alarm clock 7 days a week! I leave all the work stuff to Clyde. I don’t like to get busy. I like naps, back scratches, and treats…Speaking of treats, anyone got some extra treats in your pockets? Any ole marshmallow will due……They are my favorite, HINT… HINT….

Ha Ha Look at MEEEEEEEE!.

Neener Neener Neeners all the other Coatikids are wieners! Yep that’s because CoatiMom likes me best and I am inside all snug as slug on the sofa with CoatiMom……Except for that god awful white puppy…Things are pretty sweet at home. I know I am loved

For the last time and listen up!

******BREAKING NEWS******

The pity train has just derailed at the intersection of “SUCK IT UP” and “MOVE ON” and crashed into “WE ALL HAVE PROBLEMS” before coming to a complete stop at “GET THE HECK OVER IT!” Reporting live from “KWITCHERBITCHEN”

I AM NOT FAT! I am naturally larger-boned than you skinny Coatikids…I am healthy and beautiful. Clyde if you can’t get the girls, don’t blame me……I am everybody’s favorite and you are just jealous..For the last frickin time..GET OVER YOURSELF!!!!!!