I hopes you alls get your fill of turkey before someone mistakes me for their prize winning bird and chops on me..I know I’m so good looking you could just gobble me up, but you will have to do that with coati kisses and back scratches and not a knife and fork. Silly Coatimom and her funny holiday ideas..Jessshhhhh!
Happy New Year to all my human and furry friends…May your holiday be fun and safe!
Now where’s my girl Raven, gotta get my New Years Kiss! (Clyde can just step aside Ha!)
There are many things us Coatikids have to be thankful for. Most of all, I think I speak for all of us Coatikids when I say we are thankful for all the turkey meat we are about to get. Next, I am thankful for all the secret bites of CoatiMom’s dinner that she will sneak to me when nobody else is looking. (She loves me best. I am the favorite) I am also thankful for all the new toys we got this year. Most of all bring on that Thanksgiving dinner! I’m hungry! Just in case there is any doubt on what to fix for dinner, let me remind you……BTW, All of us Coatikids want to wish you and yours a Happy Thanksgiving Day!
I must have them… all of them…I have known this from a very young age. It all started with CoatiDaddies boots when I was just a baby. His boots would call to me, they wanted me to have them. When CoatiDaddy would turn his back for just a few seconds, I quickly learned to run down the hall and take a dive directly into his boots and remove the insole. Mmmm the sweet smell of leather and sweat from Coatidaddies feet…It’s the smelly nectar of the shoe God. They call me Lucky “The Al Bundy” of all Coatis. I am what I am and I need shoes. My favorites are boots with insoles and any sandal with Velcro however any shoe will do. Velcro rocks man…..The very sound of those sweet little strips pulling apart is the music that makes my ears sooo happy…Don’t even think about taking my shoe prizes away…I will let you know quickly who really owns all the shoes around here.
Actually I ain’t diggin this Texas heat..I decided to move out of the Coati Cottage and move in with my new little buddy Hailey Hoo! I know how CoatiMom loves me and she is much happier when I stay inside with her too ( I am her favorite ).. I am so cute everybody loves me….
The things I do to make my CoatiDaddy happy…….
Hey Coati babes, Wanna get Lucky?
Neener Neener Neeners all the other Coatikids are wieners! Yep that’s because CoatiMom likes me best and I am inside all snug as slug on the sofa with CoatiMom……Except for that god awful white puppy…Things are pretty sweet at home. I know I am loved
The pity train has just derailed at the intersection of “SUCK IT UP” and “MOVE ON” and crashed into “WE ALL HAVE PROBLEMS” before coming to a complete stop at “GET THE HECK OVER IT!” Reporting live from “KWITCHERBITCHEN”
I AM NOT FAT! I am naturally larger-boned than you skinny Coatikids…I am healthy and beautiful. Clyde if you can’t get the girls, don’t blame me……I am everybody’s favorite and you are just jealous..For the last frickin time..GET OVER YOURSELF!!!!!!